SALUTATIONS, DARLING!!
I am the one and only Valentino Engelhardt. It is the gravest misfortune that you do not yet know of me! However, you are lucky, for by the time you're done perusing my electronic domain, you will know more about my illustrious self (and vampire society) than most humans will ever know.
Do not be scared, this is not really my fortress, it is merely a "web page"! With the knowledge of my human manservant and close friend Juno, I write up this mysterious, magical "code" and then feed it to a "Personal Computer" when he drives me to the capital. What a generous race the human race is, providing these "cyber cafés"!
My devious plans are simple: to educate the world about the phenomenon we call vampirism. We've been hiding in ambiguity for long enough. And if by some stroke of luck you are another vampire-- if you're out there-- don't hesitate to reach out to me. I'd kill to meet you... See what I did there? What this website will not teach you is how to be as charming and funny as I am.
Keep reading... IF YOU DARE!
XOXO,